Pantry Eavesdropping

I just walked into our office pantry to grab my wrap from the fridge and overheard two women discussing United's new $25 charge for a second checked bag. I had all I could do to keep a straight face when the short, plump (I'm being nice using that adjective) woman said "I'm always over the weight limit..." She proceeded to talk about all of the shoes, etc that she travels with but I couldn't help think "Does she mean with or without luggage?" Yes, I am evil and going to hell...