Dear Mr. Mailman

Do you really think it's appropriate to deliver mail in my neighborhood at 8pm in the evening? You lurk around from house to house in the dark, wearing a head-light...Perhaps that doesn't necessarily strike you as normal? And I understand that we all make mistakes; I am ok with receiving my neighbor's mail on occasion, but my jaw dropped to the floor today when I received mail for someone in LORTON, VIRGINIA! The next house is understandable, even the next street...but 20 miles away? Come on...Are you playing tricks on me now?